Why did the statistician get kicked out of the comedy club?
Because his timing had a 95% confidence interval, but no punchline precision.
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A statistician's pick-up line: “You must be a standard deviation… because you’re making my heart go all over the place.”
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Why did the statistician drown while crossing a river?
Because it was 3 feet deep *on average*.
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I told my statistician friend I failed my exam.
He said, "Don’t worry. You're just an outlier."
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A statistician opens a restaurant and calls it “Mean Cuisine”.
It averages 3.7 stars on Yelp, but with a high standard deviation.
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Statistician at a party: “I’m not antisocial. I’m just waiting for a significant correlation before I engage.”
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A young boy asks his statistician dad, “How do you know Mom loves you?”
He replies, “Son, the p-value is less than 0.05. That’s all I need.”
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Why don't statisticians play hide and seek?
Because good ones always reveal their variables.
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My statistician friend doesn’t believe in astrology…
Unless it shows up with a high correlation coefficient!
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