Customer: Do you serve beer here?
Bartender: Yes, we do.
Customer: Great! I’ll take two and pretend one’s for a friend.
Funny Bartender Jokes One Liner:
Bartenders don’t get old—they just become well-aged spirits.
Funny Bartender Jokes One Liner:
Why did the martini break up with the olive?
It felt stuffed and needed space.
Funny Bartender Jokes One Liner:
What do bartenders use to stay calm?
A stiff drink... for themselves!
Funny Bartender Jokes One Liner:
A bartender’s motto: “I pour decisions.”
Funny Bartender Jokes One Liner:
Why did the bartender get promoted?
He always raised the bar.
Funny Bartender Jokes One Liner:
Bartender: “Why are you talking to your drink?”
Customer: “Because it never judges me.”
Funny Bartender Jokes One Liner:
A bartender’s worst nightmare? A customer who says “Surprise me.”
Funny Bartender Jokes One Liner:
I asked the bartender for something strong. He handed me a mirror.
Funny Bartender Jokes One Liner:
The bar was so empty, even the ice cubes were social distancing.