Editor: “We need to cut 50 pages from your manuscript.”
Author: “Can’t we just shrink the font to 6pt?”
Editor: “Sure, and we’ll throw in a free magnifying glass with each copy!”
Publisher: “Your book is a bit hard to categorize.”
Writer: “It’s a mystery.”
Publisher: “Yes, especially why you wrote it in Klingon!”
An aspiring author sends his 500-page manuscript to a publisher. After three months, he receives a thin envelope with a rejection slip and a sticky note: “We loved the margins.”
Writer: “I’ve just finished my novel. It's deep and philosophical.”
Publisher: “Great! Can we make it funny and turn it into a coloring book?”
Writer: “Do you think the book will sell?”
Publisher: “Absolutely! To your mom. Maybe.”
A man walks into a bookstore and asks for a book titled “Success in 30 Days.”
The clerk hands him a blank notebook and says, “That’s the most realistic version we’ve got.”
Editor: “Your plot twist comes out of nowhere.”
Author: “That’s the twist!”
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