Out of This World – Astronaut Jokes

1. Launch Problems

NASA Engineer: “Why isn’t the rocket moving?”
Intern: “Did you try turning it off and on again?”

2. Cosmic Dating

Astronaut on Tinder: “Looking for someone down-to-earth... ironically.”

3. Alien Feedback

Alien: “Your planet seems lovely.”
Astronaut: “We’re renting it. Climate change might evict us soon.”

4. Rocket Delays

Why was the astronaut late?
He took the Milky Way and hit a cosmic jam.

5. Mission Impossible

“Your mission is to survive 6 months in space with no Wi-Fi.”
*Astronaut faints immediately*

6. Moonwalk Mishap

Astronaut: “I tried moonwalking like MJ on the Moon.”
NASA: “That’s one small slip for man... one giant faceplant for mankind.”

7. Astro Grocery List

Astronaut’s wife: “Don’t forget milk!”
Astronaut: *Comes back with Moon cheese*

8. Weightless Workout

Why don’t astronauts go to the gym?
They already lift... off.

9. How Astronauts Do It

Astronauts do it with zero resistance.
Astronauts do it floating in space.
Astronauts do it after countdowns.
Astronauts do it with no pressure… literally.
Astronauts do it wearing helmets.

10. Life on Earth

Therapist: “How was space?”
Astronaut: “Peaceful. No traffic, no bills, no relatives.”




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