NASA Engineer: “Why isn’t the rocket moving?”
Intern: “Did you try turning it off and on again?”
Astronaut on Tinder: “Looking for someone down-to-earth... ironically.”
Alien: “Your planet seems lovely.”
Astronaut: “We’re renting it. Climate change might evict us soon.”
Why was the astronaut late?
He took the Milky Way and hit a cosmic jam.
“Your mission is to survive 6 months in space with no Wi-Fi.”
*Astronaut faints immediately*
Astronaut: “I tried moonwalking like MJ on the Moon.”
NASA: “That’s one small slip for man... one giant faceplant for mankind.”
Astronaut’s wife: “Don’t forget milk!”
Astronaut: *Comes back with Moon cheese*
Why don’t astronauts go to the gym?
They already lift... off.
Astronauts do it with zero resistance.
Astronauts do it floating in space.
Astronauts do it after countdowns.
Astronauts do it with no pressure… literally.
Astronauts do it wearing helmets.
Therapist: “How was space?”
Astronaut: “Peaceful. No traffic, no bills, no relatives.”
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