Inspector: “What do you feed your chickens?”
Farmer: “We give them ₹5 each to buy whatever they want.”
Inspector: *confused but impressed*
Friend: “Got any smart devices?”
Farmer: “Yes, my scarecrow has WiFi and better signal than my phone.”
Kid: “Dad, how do you calculate milk production?”
Farmer: “Easy. One cow, plus good mood, minus Mondays.”
My tractor has a new GPS.
It only gives one direction: “Back to the farm!”
Visitor: “Is this organic?”
Farmer: “Well, the cow did it naturally.”
Horoscope said: “A windfall is coming.”
Next day, my entire cornfield flew away.
Friend: “How’s your poultry business?”
Farmer: “Profitable! I sell the eggs, the shells, and sometimes even the stories.”
Neighbor: “Why does your scarecrow wear a suit?”
Farmer: “He’s our Chief Crow Officer.”
My cow refused to give milk this morning.
Turns out, she wanted to renegotiate her contract.
Gym? No need.
I lift hay, chase goats, dodge bulls, and run after my Wi-Fi signal daily.
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