A journalist wrote a headline: "City Sees Historic Dip in Crime!" — but forgot to include that it was only because the reporting system crashed for 3 days.
Editor: "This article has too many facts. Can you add some speculation and outrage?"
Journalist: "Got it! Let me turn this into a viral tweet."
A reporter rushed into a hospital thinking a politician had collapsed. Turns out it was a wax statue melting under the power cut. But the channel still went LIVE with: "Democracy in Meltdown!"
A reporter went to a remote village to find a heartwarming story.
He asked an old lady, “Ma’am, can you share a story of kindness?”
She replied, “Yes, once I gave my husband the TV remote for a whole day.”
The reporter nodded solemnly: “Headline: Love Still Exists in India.”
News Anchor: "We have our correspondent live from the protest."
Camera pans to a reporter standing near a chai shop.
Reporter: "The protestors haven’t arrived yet, but the tea is fantastic."
Journalist: “Sir, what is your party’s vision for the youth?”
Candidate: “We promise to give 100% job security.”
Journalist: “That’s great! How?”
Candidate: “We’ll make everyone influencers.”
A young reporter from a village published: “Alien sighting in Punjab!”
Turns out it was just a foreign tourist in a neon raincoat trying to buy samosas.
Reporter: “Sir, we can’t go live. The mic isn't working.”
Anchor: “Just scream louder, the audience loves drama anyway!”
Journalist: “Should I fact-check this tweet before publishing?”
Editor: “Don’t worry. We’ll correct it in the next viral tweet!”
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