At a Business Seminar:
Speaker: "Money doesn’t grow on trees!"
Attendee: "Wrong. It’s made of paper, isn’t it?"
Kanjoos ordered pizza online.
Instruction box: “Don’t send napkins, I'll use last week’s newspaper.”
Funny Businessman Joke One Liner:
My business is like my hairline… slowly fading but still hanging on.
Funny Businessman Joke One Liner:
A businessman is someone who can step on your toes without messing up his shine.
Client: “Your rates are very high.”
Consultant: “That’s because I give business-class service in an economy world.”
Funny Businessman Joke One Liner:
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left!
Kanjoos on Diwali:
Gave his wife a gift-wrapped photo of a gold coin and said, “Manifest it.”
Interview Panel: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Candidate: "Celebrating 5 years of answering this question."
Kanjoos & his friend at coffee shop:
Friend: “Try something new!”
Kanjoos: *Asks for hot water and dips his old tea bag from home.*
Kanjoos writes a book:
Title: *“How to Save Money Even When You’re Broke”* – Now available in used bookstores only.