Patient: "I think I'm invisible."
Doctor: "Who said that?"
Funny Doctor Joke One Liner:
I asked my doctor for a second opinion. He said, “You’re still ugly.”
Doctor: “You have a rare disease.”
Patient: “How rare?”
Doctor: “So rare, I just made it up.”
Funny Doctor Joke One Liner:
My doctor said I need more exercise, so now I run my mouth more often.
Patient: “I broke my arm in two places.”
Doctor: “Then stop going to those places.”
Funny Doctor Joke One Liner:
The only time my doctor makes me feel better is when he’s on vacation.
Doctor: “You’re overweight.”
Patient: “I want a second opinion.”
Doctor: “Okay, you’re also lazy.”
Patient: “I can’t stop singing ‘What is Love’.”
Doctor: “You’ve got the Haddaway virus.”
Funny Doctor Joke One Liner:
My doctor prescribed laughter. So now I charge my friends consultation fees.
Doctor: “You’re going deaf.”
Patient: “I’m going where?”