Customer: “Do you offer senior citizen discounts?”
Barber: “Sir, your bald spot already got 50% off.”
Barber: “How do you want your hair today?”
Me: “Like I’m in a shampoo commercial.”
Barber: “Great, we’ll start with imagination.”
Barbers are like chefs—except they chop heads, not onions. Still tears involved sometimes.
Customer: “How long will the haircut take?”
Barber: “Depends. Are you a talker or a listener?”
That moment after a haircut when the barber turns you to the mirror… and you smile politely while wondering how bad it actually is.
Dad: “It’s just a haircut, don’t cry.”
Kid: *sobbing* “He took my identity!”
Barbers aren’t just hair experts—they're part-time therapists who charge per snip, not per session.
I’ve been going to the same barber for 10 years.
Not because he’s the best—but because he already knows how bad my head shape is.
I told the barber to leave some length.
He left the memory of my hair.
I went in for a trim. I came out looking like my passport photo from 2002.
Thanks, barber. Nostalgia hurts.
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