Hunters Shots Jokes


1. Newton’s Tiger Law

Textbook Logic: Let the tiger chase you...
Then apply Newton's Third Law: For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. You catch it back.

2. Veerappan’s Style

Strategy: Kidnap the tiger’s wife…
Then calmly wait for the tiger to surrender in full compliance.

3. Desi Police Method

Officer: “Catch a cat… beat it until it admits it’s a tiger.”
Logic? None. Result? Always ‘solved’!

4. Hunting with Arrows

Hunter: “Let me fire 3 arrows for help…”
(An hour later) “Still no help. Hope someone comes this time – I’m out of arrows.”

5. Train Trouble

1st Guy: “See tracks, follow tracks, BAM – deer!”
2nd Guy: “Same trick, bigger deer.”
3rd Guy: “I saw tracks… followed them… BAM – train hit me.”

6. GPS Hunter

Wife: “Did you get lost in the jungle again?”
Husband: “No! This time I brought Google Maps… and still ended up in a lion’s den.”

7. Jungle Interview

Interviewer: “Have you handled pressure?”
Hunter: “Once aimed at a tiger and missed… then we had a silent staring contest.”

8. Forest Survival Hack

Tip: “If you see a tiger, act dead.”
Reality: Tiger whispers, “Cool, free lunch!” 😄



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