Textbook Logic: Let the tiger chase you...
Then apply Newton's Third Law: For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. You catch it back.
Strategy: Kidnap the tiger’s wife…
Then calmly wait for the tiger to surrender in full compliance.
Officer: “Catch a cat… beat it until it admits it’s a tiger.”
Logic? None. Result? Always ‘solved’!
Hunter: “Let me fire 3 arrows for help…”
(An hour later) “Still no help. Hope someone comes this time – I’m out of arrows.”
1st Guy: “See tracks, follow tracks, BAM – deer!”
2nd Guy: “Same trick, bigger deer.”
3rd Guy: “I saw tracks… followed them… BAM – train hit me.”
Wife: “Did you get lost in the jungle again?”
Husband: “No! This time I brought Google Maps… and still ended up in a lion’s den.”
Interviewer: “Have you handled pressure?”
Hunter: “Once aimed at a tiger and missed… then we had a silent staring contest.”
Tip: “If you see a tiger, act dead.”
Reality: Tiger whispers, “Cool, free lunch!” 😄
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