Accountant Jokes

1. TDS Confusion

Boss: “Why didn’t you deduct TDS on the client’s payment?”
Junior Accountant: “Sir, he already looked sad. I didn’t want to deduct anything else.”

2. Balance Sheet Love

Girl: “I want someone who’s emotionally balanced.”
CA Guy: “My balance sheet is always balanced. Marry me.”

3. CA Results Day

Mom: “Beta, tension mat le, jo hoga ache ke liye hoga.”
CA Student: “Mummy, CA result hai, Bhai Dooj nahi!”

4. GST on Relationships

Friend: “You and Neha broke up?”
Accountant: “Yes, we added too much GST in our relationship – Great Stress Tension.”

5. Year-End Romance

Wife: “Let’s go on a date.”
CA Husband: “It’s March 31st. My only date today is with the Income Tax department.”

6. Balance Sheet Horror

CA Student: “I had a nightmare.”
Friend: “Ghosts?”
CA Student: “No, my balance sheet didn’t tally.”

7. Tax Saving Marriages

Uncle: “Why are you getting married in March?”
CA Nephew: “To claim HRA, 80C, and emotional support in one go.”

8. CA Friends Planning Trip

Friend: “Let’s plan a trip.”
CA: “I’m free between April 2nd and April 4th… of 2031.”

9. Depreciated Relationships

Girlfriend: “You never show emotions.”
CA: “I do… it’s just depreciated over time.”

10. GST Return Reminder

CA: “Why do you call me at midnight?”
Client: “Bro, GST ka dream aaya. Filed na?”
CA: “Even my dreams file returns now.”



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