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If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit either a Dog or a Software Engineer !!
While the Dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the Software Engineer will definitely have one !!
In India we drive on the left of the road. In Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road !!
Q: What is the easiest way of causing Traffic Accidents in Bengaluru ? A: Follow the traffic rules !!
A guy was hunting for a house in Bengaluru. He meets an old lady who is a potential landlord. Conversation went like this: ...........
Old lady: "Where do you work, son ?"
Bengaluru, where PG (Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second.
When someone says it's raining in Bengaluru, be sure to ask them which Area, which Lane and which Road !!
If a Bengalurean stops at a Traffic light, others behind him stop too because : The others conclude that he has spotted a Traffic Policeman that they themselves have not !!
Bengaluru is the only city where Distance is measured in units of Time.... !!
Auto-Rickshaw drivers, Grocery sellers and common shop keepers think that you earn at least Two Lakhs per month if you are in IT Sector.... !!
Out of every 100 Software Engineers in Bengaluru, 90 are utterly frustrated and the rest have either a Girlfriend or a Boyfriend !! or they are married.....
Bus drivers use horns instead of brakes !!
I quote: Bengaluru: The City where more people know Java than Kannada !!
Universal answer in Bengaluru is "Adjust Maadi !!"
Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other......
Seeing this, BESCOM has decided to have a Tagline- Connecting people by disconnecting Power
Adjust Maadi !!
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.
Crime doesn't pay...
Does that mean my job is a crime?
What's the definition of lawyer?
The larval form of a politician
" Do you think I should put more fire into my editorials?" the writer asked.
"No," said his editor. "Vice versa."
What part of the car causes the most accidents?
The nut that holds the wheel.
Customer to used-car Salesman: "What I'd really like is a car that runs as smoothly as you talk."
Jones: "Good Evening, old man. Thought I'd drop in and see you about the umbrella you borrowed from me last week."
Brown: "I'm sorry, but I lent it to a friend of mine.
Were you wanting it?"
Jones: "Well, not for myself, but the fellow I borrowed it from says the owner wants it."
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me."
Friend: "What makes you think so?"
Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
Two Hollywood stars met at a party.
'Darling!' exclaimed the first, your husband looks wonderful tonight, I've never seen him so fit and well. Perhaps its the new suit...?"
'No, it's not the suit. It's a new wife.'
Customer: "What do you have for greying hair?"
Druggist: Nothing but the highest respect sir.
Men who treat women as helpless and charming play things deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile..... somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached Safely
Date: 21 st July, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and we are allowed to send e-mails to our loved ones. I've just reached safely and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was .........
A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, "Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?"
"Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai....Nachunga Nahin? "
"Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?"
"Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!", replied chooha.