NRI Jokes

Hilarious jokes, spoofs and sarcastic comments on NRIs across the world fill up the cyber space that offer relief to the community who look for bonding and social interaction during after-work hours.

Often, cartoons and pictures illustrate the jokes which poke fun at the lifestyle of NRIs, say in the American continent where they try to mimic the whites and look down upon anything to do with India and Indians.

While most of them earn for Indian food and hospitality, there is a deliberate attempt to cross over into American lifestyle despite their inherent limitations giving rise to a number of jokes at blogs and other social media.

Mostly the newly married NRI couples or brides (and grooms) just settled in a foreign country after marriage form the butt of ridicule among the community. While a number of blogs and site thrive on such jokes, it is during social gatherings and events that such funny remarks or comments are exchanged much to the merriment of the guests on the occasion.

These jokes never hurt the sentiments of Indians abroad but gently poke fun at the social customs and belief they cling on to and at the same type trying to make a vain bid to convert themselves into a local citizen of their adopted country who is alien to Indian values and culture.

NRI Broken English
Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?
Who took out the breeze of my cycle.
He/she's my co-brother/sister!
It's so hot! Please on the fan no.
"Don't talk like that in front of my back"
Meet me behind the class (mean after the class).
I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk? (beech, beech = middle, middle)
"Why aren't you kneel downing?"
Husband and Wife  Jokes
Bond with A Name
Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting beside a Telugu NRI..
Both were travelling to US.
Telugu NRI: "Hello, May I know your name please?"
James Bond: "I am Bond.. James Bond."
James Bond: "And you?"
Telugu NRI: "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai...Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Srinivasula Laxminarayana. Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.
James Bond: Are they all traveling in the same plane?